As of 7:30 P.M., I have officially finished every last bit of every single graduate-school application, mailed off every piece of relevant material, and sent a final reminder email to a professor to upload his last recommendation letter.
That's right. I'm finished.
P.S. Those of you who would like to petition God to have me accepted (and funded) at any particular institution may choose from the following:
Cornell University -- Ithaca, NY
University of Notre Dame -- Notre Dame, IN
Harvard University -- Cambridge, MA
Yale University -- New Haven, CT
University of Virginia -- Charlottesville, VA
University of North Carolina -- Chapel Hill, NC
University of Indiana -- Bloomington, IN
University of Texas -- Austin, TX