Suspected Vampirism Disproven - Ercassesanwi
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Props for spelling ophthalmologist properly.
It's a shame, though. If you became a vampire, you'd join the ranks of such folks as Kiefer Sutherland and Gary Oldman. And I think Salma Hayek was the snake-wearing vampire stripper in From Dusk 'Til Dawn. Now that's a class reunion I wouldn't mind being a part of.
I'm an English major and a court reporter. Of course I'm going to spell "ophthalmologist" correctly.